How to Blow Up a balloon, and other things

Note: do not try these children from home!

HOW TO BLOW UP A BALLOON

Obviously places a small stick of dynamite in the balloon and the luz.Se fuse is an expensive exercise due to inflation. why someone would do this is beyond me...?

HOW TO BLOW UP A CAR

Place your lips firmly on the exhaust pipe and the coup. Don't forget your lips with some moisturizing, gel smear as exhaust can burn them otherwise.You might want to shut down the engine before try this.

HOW TO BLOW UP A SUBMARINE

Ask one of the sailors to one end of a long tube with him when he returns to his hold tightly to the other then extremo.A sub.Mantenga once the Sub has brought to the sea and immersed, as loud as you can in the end of the tube until you see the sub pop up to the surface again.Choose a small sub otherwise you can battle a little.

HOW TO FLY YOUR MOTHER IN LAW

NO HACEMOS this! even not THINK of him!

HOW TO BLOW UP A CLOCK.

It is very important to get their right to sync with it.Two brave men tried this, and when the clock hit one, another was too traumatized to continue.

HOW TO BLOW UP A CHIMNEY.

Lie on your back at the base of the chimney with his head looking for the chimney pipe.Now from golpe.trate does not do this during heavy rains, or when the fireplace is in use.

HOW TO BLOW DOWN A HOUSE

Hire a Big Bad wolf. make sure that it is not a brick house inhabited by three pigs shortly with attitudes.

HOW TO FLY YOUR TEACHER

Taking a photo color his master in high definition. keep the photo store and extend it to 1.2 by 2.2 metros.Ahora you have your master well and truly blown up.

HOW TO FLY YOUR CONTACT.

Buy him tacos chili and garlic refried beans.Feed him this during three días.Stand well back and observe, preferably on the first beat.

Remember that now to observe all the rules security suitable when taking into account the anterior.estos are:

1. Never do these casa.Vaya beside acrobatics.

2. Always wear clean underwear in case you have to go to the hospital.

3 Conducting glasses safety rubber boots, a hard hat, heavy gloves, chain mail clothing and a vest bala.AH and smear level test yourself with retardant gel demasiado.A then if you get injured not be to blame for me!

Right now to get out of my tongue from my cheek...